Why do medical research labs now use lawyers instead of rats?
- Answer: Because lawyers do things that rats won’t do…. And because lawyers multiply faster than rats.
What is slothful waste?
- Answer: A busload of lawyers going over a cliff, and there’s one empty seat.
Why don’t immigration lawyers go to the beach?
- Answer: Cats keep trying to bury them.
Regrettably, I know a consummately uncouth and ill-mannered immigration lawyer. He reminds me of a cockroach in a cheap suit. His manner is so churlish, his presence so ignoble, that interacting with him is like suddenly discovering two-month old putrid leftovers in a refrigerator. Picture it. The only reaction is flight. When I’m going to court I keep a fragment of stale bread in my pocket. If I should see him, I fling it into a corner. Then I can get away safely while he scurries off after it on all fours (neat trick, huh?)….
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